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Being Human Part I

Genetically programmed, the whole lot of us.

For the last few weeks our bathtub has contained a four-inch-high pond of standing water.  A strange, industrial flower blooms from the southern edge of the tub.  The base of the flower is a brilliant orange, built of a rubber lid opener and a washcloth.  Two glossy green stalks rise halfway up the tub walls, economy-sized bottles of Garnier Fructis hair products.  Our bath has a slowly leaking plug.  This plastic flower arrangement is the only way to keep the water in the tub for more than an hour.  It’s also the most effective … Read more